D-Rod’s Savage Summer Wish List…

So, I’ve been working my ass off trying to make rent and rage on PBRs at the same time which has gotten pretty taxing. I know it is the cool thing these days to be “poor” and dress like a homeless person. I guess that’s what’s “in” right now, but this is a lifestyle I’ve been living for quite some time. So I wanted to drop a little D-Rod summer wish list/survival guide of things that will make your summer even more savage than it already is.

-You’ve gotta have your gear ready for the beach. I stick to board shorts when I’m on the beach or at the pool, and the kind that look like jorts are where it’s at. 
Volcom has a pair called the “fixie mod”, go figure:

This pair by INSIGHT are even better, these things are the tits:

-In the spirit of summer, you’ve got to have some nice kicks. I myself have never been a huge sneaker head, but if I had the dollars I would grab a pair of these Miami Vice Reebok Pumps. I think Miami is pretty white trash, but these shoes are insane.

-As for shirts, it doesn’t really matter because it is going to be off by the end of the night anyways. The less fabric the better for those days of sweating and swilling PBRs for hours on the beach. That is why I am only wearing tank tops this summer, vintage if I’m lucky enough to find them. Urban Outfitters usually has some pretty good deals on tanks. These were pretty big in Australia when I was there a few years back, and if you’ve ever met an Aussie you know those fuckers are crazy, so I’m down.

-Of course you must have your headphones at all times. These are my dream headphones, Beats by Dr. Dre, you see every athlete in the world rockin these things. So somebody out there please buy me these!

-And finally, I might be broke, but I will ALWAYS have the newest iPhone. So if you don’t already know, get in line for the new one at any Apple Location!

HAPPY SUMMER EVERYONE!